Greetings, loyal patron(s). Welcome back! We apologize for our abrupt disappearance. There was a speck of drama in the administrative offices, but most of the Museum staff were released on parole earlier this week (some, who shall remain nameless, cough*TammyInAccounting*cough are undergoing some well-deserved state-sponsored rehabilitation), so we can finally get back to business. We would be remiss if we were to gloss over the entire situation, so before we move forward, we must go back. As you may remember,[...]

The 2008 Webby Award Winners have been announced! The winner of the juried award is: Passive-AggressiveNotes.com Congrats to a worthy competitor. Here is my first submission.  Maybe I can be part of an award-winning website after all.

As the last day for voting in the People’s Voice Awards approaches (last day to vote is May 1st!), we’re once again joined by the incorrigible Hipsey Twins, Hazel and Harold. Last year they gave us an eye-opening look at the Webby Awards and this year, they’ll be presenting their analysis on this years’ competition and our chances of securing last place. It’s looking good! Let’s begin by reminding everyone about how the voting works. Harold, its been a year[...]

A Message to our Valued Patrons, We at the Museum of Kitschy Stitches would like to welcome you to our hallowed halls. If you’re a long time visitor, welcome back. If you’ve just found us, come on it and take a look around. We’ve got a little something to horrify everyone. Whether you’re a passive-aggressive pet lover, appreciate fine swimwear, or just enjoy a little clown-on-clown violence, you’ve found the right place. Let your kitsch flag fly! We would also[...]

Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad you aren’t one of these sad sacks of tangerine-colored despair? (I like to think that the reason the man’s sweater has no buttons was because they popped of as he rent his garment in angst.) You know, I open up old knitting magazines for a bit of zippy fun and a few laughs at the expense of others. But all of a sudden, I have to find the one that’s edited by[...]

If she’d known that the elephant had a proclivity for violent sneezing fits, she wouldn’t have worn her new white dress to the circus.