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Warming Hearts – One Globe at a Time

Published on 20 Feb 2009 at 7:21 pm. 10 Comments.
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They dreamed of a day when all natural fibers, and all of nature itself, would be a thing of the past. Mere remnants of an inconvenient age where cotton had to grow and be picked, sheep had to be shorn, and cows had to be…well, thunked on the head and peeled, they imagined.

Their plan to destroy the earth’s bounty grew from their love of easy-to-care-for acrylic, polyester and naugahyde. Even their wigs and false eyelashes were made of wind-resistant orlon. And soon their daily regime of aerosol sprays and backyard plastic bonfires would render the world safe from stains and wrinkles.

It was the only way.

The way into the future!

10 Comments to ‘Warming Hearts – One Globe at a Time’:

  1. Claudia on 21 Feb 2009 at 2:02 pm: 1

    Is it horrid I am digging the outfit on the left. The model looks a bit like Gwenith Paltrow.

  2. cdnbull on 21 Feb 2009 at 2:50 pm: 2

    Wow, look like the gal in green is wearing cheese cloth. Must be comfy.

  3. Wendy on 23 Feb 2009 at 5:25 am: 3

    Those outfits look so itchy.

  4. Mel on 23 Feb 2009 at 12:54 pm: 4

    Actually, I’m pretty sure the green one doubles as a collander.

  5. karen on 23 Feb 2009 at 8:28 pm: 5

    It IS Gwinny!!!!!

  6. Kim on 25 Feb 2009 at 2:47 pm: 6

    And shoes made from the hide of the endangered Nauga.

  7. Theresa on 26 Feb 2009 at 2:29 pm: 7

    I adore you, stitchy.

  8. emy on 18 Mar 2009 at 12:11 am: 8

    I just wonder if the green pants can be worn out on its own — seems so holey!

  9. Bryonia on 31 Mar 2009 at 3:22 pm: 9

    Is it update time yet?

    How about now?

    Now? p.q

  10. Meg on 15 Jun 2009 at 10:02 pm: 10

    Hilarious blog!!! It’s just all SO bad!

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