Well, I’ll be damned. Bad vintage fashion has gone all self-mocking on me! Will you look at this? “Just What I Wanted!” “zingy fashion in-ness!” “Make him the 4″ wide tie or the exciting 5″ width – or both!” Say what?? “Fringed vests are the newest thing with young he’s and she’s” “bead the fringe in casual Indian effect”? These bastards are trying to put me out of business! How can they do this to me? How can they be[...]

Always concerned for her family’s hygiene, Frida has an extra roll of toilet paper with her at all times. She tries her best to be inconspicuous, but everyone at the ski resort is well aware of the rule about yellow snow by now, especially when the Svenska family is on the mountain. You can always tell when they arrive because little Olaf ends up with his tongue stuck to something within five minutes of unloading their luggage and cases of[...]