I found it! After years of searching, I have found the world’s most perfect visual representation of The Weather Girls’ classic homage to the nearly constant homoprecipitation that befell the earth in the early 1980′s. Oh, it’s raining men alright, and Roger from the MOKS Marketing Department just loves splashing around in the puddles – IF ya’ know what I mean.

Two more dates have been added on the 19th and 20th! I’ll be making my way from Paramus to Rhinebeck by way of Montclair, NJ and Cold Springs, NY! Here’s a look at the schedule en masse. Join me as we take a look at some real kitschy artifacts. We’ll laugh, learn and love over the madness of granny squares. 10/13 – Cambridge, MA – PORTER SQUARE BOOKS, 7pm (25 White St) 10/14 – West Hartford, CT – SIT-N-KNIT, 1pm[...]

No need to get the hose again. Now it can rub lotion on its skin in style with these Jame Gumb originals! Use up all that leftover Butcher’s Twine from last week’s abduction to create these fun, restrainerific String Toppers! Now it’ll be happy to put the lotion in the basket, right Precious? . . Did it hear me? It puts the lotion in the basket. . . Put the #@*%ing lotion in the basket!!!