These lousy kids and their new-fangled sexual education. Why, back in MY day we had to figure it out for ourselves. We didn’t have fancy charts and facts and armitronically correct dolls to help us on our way. We had moonshine, the back seat of pa’s Model T, and crocheted marital aids from the church bazaar and we did just fine!
*Dammit, I did it again. It’ not crocheted, it’s knitted. I think I’m so used to seeing stockinette that I immediately think crochet when I see bumps. Plus, “Voulez-Vous Knit Avec Moi” doesn’t have the same ring to it. Once again, work with me people. Live the dream with me.
A coworker brought in some vintage pattern books for me to look at, today. I flipped through them, innocently enough, until *bam!* I saw this pattern. How very shocking in person. (At least you gave us warning)
And now for the female reproductive system:
http://knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html
That’s hilarious. I might have to take up crochet just so I can use this French phrase as often as possible.
And here’s a link to a crocheted brain…weird
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/09/13/fabric_brain_art.html
i feel like this is a clown that even the bookish girl can get behind.
Are you sure that didn’t come out of a medical textbook???? It kinda looks like something in my illustrated medical dictionary that cannot be discussed in polite company.
Poor thing, it looks like someone gutted it and left it for dead. Maybe there were parts to it that helped it look less “odd” before the massacre?
Is that sitting on a bed of rice? Because I was served stuffed squid that looked amazingly similar to that picture once, at a Greek restaurant.
Holy cajones, what the hell IS that?!
That’s just WRONG – I think Freud would have some issues with that. whyah
In the locker room we refer to guys with such proportions as “all potatoes and no meat.”
It’s knitted. Still funny though
ack!
OMG! Too funny!