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I don’t know what’s funnier, the photo or all the comments about the photo. You guys are killing me!
I actually find this photograph kinda sexy. This makes me question my sanity.
Excuse the expression, but how hard up did this ‘model’ have to be to agree to this shoot? Incomprehensible.
“Check out my Roger Moore impersonation!”
You so totally said, “soggy hairpiece that leaks”. I may never be the same.
You know: what we really need here is an “After” shot– once he’s gone swimming…
And that sweater has stretched down to his knees like a purple fishing net…
LOL Just what I need, a pool sweater.
OH MY GAWD! There is nothing right with this photo. The pose is nothing anyone would do in real life. His hair and swimtrunks are too disturbing. But the sweater? Purple? Female neckline? Formfitting? POOL? This had to have been the ONLY one made.
And though i can’t explain why, I kinda want it to be my background for a while – i guess to keep my laughing to myself all day. oh, and to cover my tracks.
This is such a fantastically horrible photo that i want to surreptitously make it the background on the computers of each and every one of my co-workers.
If he had a mustache, he’d look like my dear friend Dave in that age/era! What a hoot.
Hey…isn’t that Roger Moore? Didn’t he model knitwear?! I think he did, but I don’t remember where I saw the photos.
“knitwear” and “pool” go together about as well as “shag carpeting” and “bathroom.”
Oh, wow. You’ve found a real winner this time. I wonder what that guy would do now if you showed him that photo…
OK, let’s talk about this guy’s clavicle! the chain going subtley below the lovely knitted object. It’s really not about knitting, it’s about subjugation – the don’t mess with me or I’ll knit you a cover-up (not really) – class of knitting. I’m scared!
I came a little too lose to getting sick that time ****shudder****
i’m sure he was some sort of lady killer, with all that… shrinkage. i mean, the hair alone would’ve driven them wild, but add the pretty purple acrylic?
I simply do not know where to begin with that photo. The model’s expression, the knit, the pool. No wonder knitting fell out of fashion back then. Those editors must have been on LSD.
Wow, I know there’s nothing I like better than to slip on a nice form-fitting sweater when I’m about to jump in and do a few laps-it’s so nice to see that there’s a man out there to be my new swim buddy!
Knitwear… pool….
Knitwear… pool…
What keen mind determined yarn and chlorine were a suitable match.
Hope they clean the pool filter regularly.
His swim trunks are so rad.
Ew. That’s juts so…ew.
He looks like an 80′s soap opera actor…
Little man indeed
*snort*
oh man, that one is really bad. i’m a little sad for the guy.