Happy Fourth of July from a couple of wieners!! Enjoy the extra-long weekend and please remember to knit responsibly.

Looks like Ted in the museum’s Acquisitions Dept. went on a bit of an eBay binge and got his first shipment today. It’s a winner, folks. A winner in a most peculiar sport. It’s like the Superbowl of Suckitude. A Marathon of Mocking. The Ididerod of Ick. A Cage Match of Crapola. Here’s a quick preview of the new additions to the glittering Karma Chameleon Complex which houses our 1980′s collection. This is the most attractivly proportioned pattern in the[...]

So we’re redecorating the upstairs powder room and I’m looking for, I don’t know, something special. Something feminine to class the place up, and that also reflects who I am as a person. How can I combine my love of mid-century pop music with my passion for taxidermy? I know! The disembodied heads of renowned 60′s girl group, the Kleenettes! I’ll just replace all that neural tissue with soft, absorbent facial tissue and Darlene, Marlene, and Charlene can be with[...]

Every so often, we at the MOKS get a special treat while perusing potential exhibits for our galleries. A celebrity sighting! It doesn’t happen a lot and since we’re woefully out of touch, we often don’t recognize a Hollywood deity when we see one. Luckily, our museum patrons are more on the ball concerning such matters. A recent overlooked sighting involved Veronica Hamill from Hill Street Blues. (mad props to Deb and Dana, who uncovered it in the comments on[...]

  (before continuing, click for mood music –> Tubular Bells) Perhaps before Fathers Merrin and Karras took a crack a little Regan, they should’ve asked Sister Mary Katherine Go-Go Boots here to give her a stern talking to.   The Power of Acrylic compels you! The Power of Acrylic compels you! The Power of Acrylic compels you!    

There’s an old adage that says “there are no atheists in foxholes.” Judging from the list of religious intonations that poured out of my mouth the very second I stumbled across these twisted playthings of the Dark Lord, I’d say that adage also holds true for anyone in their presence. Toto the Clown, seen at the bottom, seems evil enough on his own. His apparent possession of two mouths, both most certainly full of needle sharp teeth meant for penetrating[...]