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		<title>A Call for Peace!</title>
		<link>http://stitchymcyarnpants.com/knit06/2006/03/a-call-for-peace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Mar 2006 13:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies and gentlemen, I come to you with a vision for our future. A vision of peace and brotherhood at circuses, childrenâ€™s parties, and rodeos the world over. Clown on clown violence has reached alarming proportions and must end now. I implore you, lay down your cream pies, drain your squirting lapel flowers, and empty your buckets of water or confetti or whatever it is in there. Raising a giant foam rubber mallet in anger is not the answer. And[...]]]></description>
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		<title>Merry Ho Ho!!</title>
		<link>http://stitchymcyarnpants.com/knit06/2005/12/merry-ho-ho/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 02:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stitchy McYarnpants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa just stopped by for a brewskie after his shift and he seems to think youâ€™ve all been very good this year. He was a little tipsy, so it could just be that you were very sneaky. Regardless, he left some treats for everyone who requested something in the comments Friday, plus a few more goodies! For jenifleur, itâ€™s her heartâ€™s desire. A Super Star Barbie, complete with stage set! She can control Barbieâ€™s Super Diva hissy fits by remote[...]]]></description>
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		<title>Making Christmas dreams come true . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â  Â  Â  . . . or opening old Christmas wounds. Either way. Inspired by jenifleur in yesterday&#8217;s comments (she demands a Super Star Barbie). Did you have a favorite toy around 1978? Or did you beg and beg and beg for something, but never actually get it because your parents were mean and didnâ€™t love you? Tell me what it was (or describe it as best you can) and Iâ€™ll see if Santa can find it in the Wish[...]]]></description>
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		<title>Museum of Kitschy Stitches VIII: Special Non-Yarn-Related Holiday Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stitchy McYarnpants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â  Â  Well, itâ€™s that time of year again and the staff members at the Museum of Kitschy Stitches are all abuzz with excitement! Christmas is almost over and they couldnâ€™t be more excited. The 26th of December will mark the end to one of the most heart-wrenching, carnage-filled seasons yet. The casualties have been immeasurable, spirits have been broken, and citizens have been faced with one of the most life-altering decisions ever put forth. Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays?[...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Museum of Kitschy Stitches, Vol. VII &#8211; Living in the Eighties</title>
		<link>http://stitchymcyarnpants.com/knit06/2005/08/the-museum-of-kitschy-stitches-vol-vii-living-in-the-eighties/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the brand new wing of the Museum of Kitschy Stitches, sponsored by frightened hordes of knitting designers who paid us off to never mention them or their rotten designs. Using their contributions, which totaled over 18 billion dollars, we built the Karma Chameleon Complex, including the renowned Tumble 4 Ya Sculpture Park. The complex features fully mirrored floors and ceilings with gold-plated fixtures. The walls are covered with artfully splattered paint in hot neon colors. Masterpieces by Nagel,[...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Museum of Kitschy Stitches, Vol. VI &#8211; Special Guest Exhibit</title>
		<link>http://stitchymcyarnpants.com/knit06/2005/04/the-museum-of-kitschy-stitches-vol-vi-special-guest-exhibit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2005 15:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the first annual Special Guest Exhibit at the Museum of Kitschy Stitches, where our patrons take their turn swiping at some acrylic ipecacs! We were delighted with the responses and we know you will be, too. Unfortunately, our beloved curator, Ms. Stitchy McYarnpants could not attend todayâ€™s gala event. She was suddenly stricken with a mysterious illness. Letâ€™s all pause for a moment to wish her a speedy recovery. Alright, letâ€™s dispense with formality and get to the[...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Museum of Kitschy Stitches, Vol. V &#8211; We Are Fam-i-ly</title>
		<link>http://stitchymcyarnpants.com/knit06/2005/02/the-museum-of-kitschy-stitches-vol-v-we-are-fam-i-ly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 11:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we enter our new exhibit, we at the Museum of Kitschy Stitches would like to apologize for the lack of an exhibit last month. The media has reported that we were experiencing plumbing problems, but as loyal museum members, we felt we owed you the truth. And now that the epidemic has been contained, we can finally share the facts. Unfortunately, we experienced a serious outbreak of yarn sores in January. It was a tragic, yet eerily cheerful scene[...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Museum of Kitschy Stitches, Vol. IV  &#8211; A Very Special MOKS: The Christmas Craptacular!</title>
		<link>http://stitchymcyarnpants.com/knit06/2004/12/the-museum-of-kitschy-stitches-vol-iv-a-very-special-moks-the-christmas-craptacular/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2004 13:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stitchy McYarnpants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â  Â  Â  Good intentions gone bad â€“ isnâ€™t that what the holidays are all about? Here at the Museum of Kitschy Stitches, we understand that itâ€™s the thought that counts. What we donâ€™t understand is just what on Godâ€™s Green Earth some people are thinking. Honestly, wouldnâ€™t a simple card or a punch in the face suffice? We know weâ€™d rather have our hamstrings sliced than get another lovely frock for the dishwashing liquid. But if thereâ€™s a not-so-special[...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Museum of Kitschy Stitches, Vol. III &#8211; Emasculation Nation: Menswear That Makes Men Swear</title>
		<link>http://stitchymcyarnpants.com/knit06/2004/11/the-museum-of-kitschy-stitches-vol-iii-emasculation-nation-menswear-that-makes-men-swear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 11:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stitchy McYarnpants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â  Â  Â  This month, we&#8217;ll be exploring a collection of atrocities for the unlucky men in our lives. Are they hand-crafted out of love or masterminded to drain a man&#8217;s essence? Either way, if you can get him to put it on you&#8217;ll know that his soul is yours for the crushing. For maximum effect, show this to the man you love, wield your knitting needles and crochet hooks menacingly, then ask him to do your bidding. Repeat as[...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Feature!</title>
		<link>http://stitchymcyarnpants.com/knit06/2004/09/new-feature/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2004 21:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Â  Â  Â  So I&#8217;ve been toying with adding a monthly feature to this little blog o&#8217; mine. I love the idea of having a fun blog project due every month. I also hate the idea of having a fun blog project due every month. You can see my dilemma. This feature would be a way to share another of my obsessions with people that I think would enjoy it. See, I have an unnatural need to buy every vintage[...]]]></description>
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